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My dash is dead and i'm losing followers! How did you get so many? HELP!
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celibacy:

Oh that’s easy use brickflow like I do. They give you custom posts, you never have to worry about a dead dash again plus it helps you keep your blog active and the followers coming in. Seriously brickflow is the best thing everr.

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

claphne:

imagine: a court system where you do not know the gender, race, sexual orientation, wealth, name, ect. of the person being charged

think of how different the punishments would be

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
DreamWorks logos in different movies (that I have)
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unhang:

my family feud is a never ending high school drama..

its-okay-were-nice:

theoddsrnevernourfavour:

buzzfeed:

It’s been a really wild year on this website.

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.

the last one

illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

nutellanatalia:

asian:

nutellanatalia:

i wanna try dating an asian guy

Date me

no not you

transagenda:

codeawayhaley:

According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and seasons.
Read more: http://bit.ly/1kPLXGT via io9

petition to turn the earth into a fucking doughnut

transagenda:

codeawayhaley:

According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and seasons.

Read more: http://bit.ly/1kPLXGT via io9

petition to turn the earth into a fucking doughnut

2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

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